Flocked

Fifty pink flamingos and a huge sign in the front yard. Cars in all the neighbors' driveways. All the lights in the house on. You'd think that would tip him off that there just might be a surprise party inside, waiting to explode. Not Mike. He was completely surprised. His response, once the laughter died down?--"No kidding, I saw the sign and thought, 'Sharon's having another yardsale. . .'" What fun!